Two! Two... two. (Image from this wonderful YTMND.)
By the way, Halftime Adjustment will be in full-on Southeastern Conference Adjustment mode. Quick, Fake Summaries will be posted here on Halftime Adjustment roughly 10 minutes after each game. I'll also have a wrap-up of the day's action and a few other bits of asshattery.
Four days of mediocre basketball. I can't wait!