(Title of this post is inspired by @ukandrew.)
Run! Jack up a quick 3! Run! Inside-out, jack up a 3! Offensive rebound, jack up a 3!
South Carolina is clearly investigating new and exciting ways to miss shots. Dunks rim in-and-out; layups spin out. Wild 3-point heaves bounce high and proud, rising and falling as the sun. And the Gamecocks should crow for shooting 20-67 FG (29.9%) including 8-30 3FG (26.7%), which has to be some incredible shitty record.
Ole Miss kinda helped in their investigation, shooting 6-19 3FG for the game. But Chris Warren (20 points on 7-16 FG, 3-7 3FG) and Terrence Henry (14 points, 11 rebounds) put enough of a game together to move on. Ole Miss wins 66-55; South Carolina's NCAA basketball season is over.
Maybe Darrin Horn should send all those magical bricks to Haiti. I'm sure UK Coach John Calipari is sending a shipment of timeouts there next week.