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It’s Hard to Forget A Snake

Posted on March 21, 2011

Whistleblowers typically don't get second chances in the NCAA. No program is clean, ESPN told us last year. Coaches talk shit all the time about other coaches cheating -- the most recent example is then-Providence coach Rick Pitino accusing then-Pitt assistant coach John Calipari of unethical rumor-spreading to change a recruit's mind. Though accusations get passed on to favored sports journalists, coaches rarely gather evidence for a report. And they don't ever tell the NCAA.

"It's hard to forgive a snake," former Illinois player Deon Thomas said of Pearl when Pearl gave a recorded conversation between Thomas and then-Illinois assistant Jimmy Collins to the NCAA.

Bruce Pearl's punishment for snitching to the NCAA while at Iowa was to be shuffled back down the coaching ranks. He ended up at Division-II University of Southern Indiana. Even then, citizens of the Tri-State area were impressed by Pearl's charisma in local television interviews. Using his hyper, motivating coaching style, USI nearly won the D-II Championship in 1994 and finally secured it in 1995.

When his University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee scrapped their way into the 2005 NCAA Sweet 16, most of America -- especially a desperate athletic administrator in Knoxville -- fell for Bruce's charm and hyper coaching. Pearl's committed a recruiting violation in 2004 by having a impermissible visit with a high-school junior was just a minor glitch in his fantastic second-chance story.

Then, you know, he did that whole impermissible visit thing again. Then he lied about it to NCAA investigators and tried to get his assistant coaches and recruits' families to cover it up. Then got caught red- orange-handed by the NCAA for lying and covering-up the lie.

Volunteer fans are in uproar that Bruce Pearl has now been fired by the university. (Some uproars are more stupifying than others.) Pearl carried Tennessee basketball from obscurity to recent relevance; for that, all of Pearl's sins are forgiven.

Clearly Bruce Pearl has figured out the Riddle of Steel. Yes! You know what it is, don't you boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger!

These fans are fools, hypnotized by a charmer. Bruce Pearl snitched on another team to the NCAA, incurred multiple recruiting violations -- including a violation just four days after his tearful apology for misleading the NCAA. He performed all these deeds under the sole purpose of bettering himself and his teams.

So, he'll just stop? Hardly. He'll keep on bending/breaking rules and will most likely get caught. (Caught by a third-party since compliance is against Tennessee AD Mike Hamilton's religion.) When Tennessee is caught again, there won't be a basketball program left after the NCAA drops the bomb. The guarantee that Bruce Pearl could give the Volunteers or any other school that he won't incur NCAA violations again is worthless; the risk a school would undergo by hiring Bruce is substantial.

Bruce will slither off into the sunset and the Cult of Pearl will remove their robes and go home. If they're smart the Vols will fire Mike Hamilton sacrifice Mike Hamilton to the SEC Gods. Big-name basketball coaches won't commit to the Vols unless the Vols are willing to overpay that coach's year-or-more patience of the Vol's sanctions. (Shaka Smart has added all the UT phone numbers to his shoe phone's block list.)

Bruce will might lay low from coaching while the NCAA hoes are hunting for snakes. Color commentary work for the MTN! or some other mid-major network will keep him in the public eye. All he has to do is keep being charming; forgiveness is easy to obtain when you can win at all costs.

And everybody loves a second chance story. Right?

Update March 22: According to official UT Press Release, Bruce Pearl committed NCAA violations as recent as this month. The violations stem from improperly reporting extra game tickets given for the Vol's home game against Kentucky. ESPN is reporting that Pearl disciplined senior forward Brian Williams for breaking a substance abuse policy for two games under the guise that Williams injured his back. The deception is not an NCAA violation but apparently caused some strife with Tennessee's administration.

While I think it doesn't absolve Mike Hamiltion and the Tennessee athletic department of the crap compliance -- can't blame Bruce for the hostesses -- the accusations of Pearl still violating rules are very believable. Still can't understand why any Vol fan would want Pearl back regardless of these new accusations.

Apropos of nothing: I really, really enjoyed having Bruce Pearl as a rival coach of my favored Kentucky Wildcats. Bruce's over-the-top personality and somewhat-dangerous teams made him quite the heel for teams in the SEC. I'm gonna miss him mostly because he didn't leave my team crucified on the Tree of Woe.

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At the NCAA, the Judges Wear Masks?

Posted on January 24, 2011

NCAA President Mark Emmert would have defended the NCAA's ruling against Enes Kanter even if Kanter was a U-Dub. Yup. Say, who wants a flower-burger?

You'd expect rampant homerism regarding the NCAA's Committee of Infractions from a USC Trojan blog (H/T: ByLawBlog). But the post raises awareness to which schools have representation on the COI might imply an unfair bias against USC. Just from a common-sense standpoint NO member of Notre Dame should rule against USC.

In all the lamenting over Enes Kanter's ineligibility, I'm surprised that members of the NCAA Eligibility Center staff and NCAA Student-Athlete Reinstatement Committee have not been publicly scrutinized by Kentucky fans. You'd figure that U-Dub's President defending the Kanter decision raised enough alarm bells already.

Not that I necessarily disagree with the ruling: It seems to fit within the confines of the NCAA's ByLaws that attempt to keep direct professional team contact illegal with student-athletes while excusing contact for professional sponsorships and/or professional representation. But I do wonder who sits on those committees. More importantly, I wonder why the question of possible bias against Kentucky/Kanter was not brought up several weeks ago.

(Yeah, I don't have time currently to look up committee members. That's a full post in the future. This is just a quick post to start the discussion.)

Update: This forum post at kentuckysportsnetwork.com (H/T: @Calipartytime) lists the current membership of the NCAA Student-Athlete Reinstatement Committee with interesting comments from the forum community. Now why didn't Jerry Tipton write this on his blog? (Don't answer that, Wildcats fans.)

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